It's been like what, 1 month since i last blogged about B.S,... So why now?... Because i just feel like it...
So V-day is tomorrow, that one day where love is omnipresent and chocolate selling companies make millions of dollars, cupids rule the entire planet by brainwashing your brain with a single killer-shot arrow into your heart so that you no longer think clearly, the rate of virgins in the world drastically decreases, and ultimately when love gets creative...(Yeah baby!)
So what do i have to say 'bout this...
'Happy Valentine's Day to all the hot girls around the world! If you(hot girl) want to get together sometime, here's my num, mailto:72@$@$.... No, kidding, but seriously, do whatever you want as long as it does not bother me or others as well... Don't really have any love advice here,(if you saw my profile, not exactly a 'Love Guru' if thats what yout're looking for?!)
But i can say this though,
A woman is like a pack of cards ... ...
You need a heart to love her ...
A diamond to marry her ...
A club to smash her head in ...
And a spade to bury the bitch. Hehe.
Oh yeah, reminder: do use 'Protection' and try no to get impregnated or else innocent babies will die because of your horniness..
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What's going on, dude?...Seriously...
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