Everything in this world is PREPOSTEROUS!

I was stricken with horror when the thought of my dreams were like balloons on long, thin thread came to taunt me in the middle of the night..

I flinched!
Sweat prickling on the palms of my hand...
My thoughts were a disjointed mess...
How can I think after the dilemma?

Violent upheaval only in my mind, Mental Mayhem!
As My life continue marching into the future...
One Man Standing.

Hahaha, I made this "Poem" myself... Very Emo with a little touch of Robert Frost..! Exultant!
~ Love me some Apple Ipad!

When Tommy saw an old picture of his mom in her teens, Tommy told his mom,
Tommy: Mom, you look REALLY PRETTY when you were 17!
Mom: Aww, thanks Tommy!
Tommy: So what happened?

Hahaha, Classic!

Just listened to P!nk's new single, 'Raise Your Glass'! Cool Song dedicated to Freaks & Nerds & Outcast & the 'Wrong Crowd'...

Yep, cool song! Check it out Yo, What Up?! 7/10.

I am striving on Positive Reinforcement & Screaming out for Hope at the top of my lungs, bursting out Fireworks out from my cheast...SPARKS!

Everyday Inspired & Hopeful, just wished it will last longer.

I am so happy that its coming towards the END of a Sour Sunset Ending, paving the way for a Beautiful Beginning.. Can't wait, impatience & at the edge of my seat, wanting to stand and walk away, walk towards the road ahead of me...

~ Justin Bieber has a new song coming out soon, 'Pray'...I can't believe this but nice song by the Bieber Boy!

When 'HAPPINESS' is ripped off every nook & cranny from the deep core of your heart, it is very strenuous & insurmountable to procure it back & somehow managed to fit it into the last piece of puzzle that you left empty while searching for it.....
They say that 'We are our own enemy...' I F-ing think that we have 2 obnoxious ones that are damned to exist in this world to haunt & taunt you... 1st is the person in the mirror, 2nd is Everyone Else!

You may wonder, 'What's your problem dude?' 'What's all the Emotional Tirade unleashed and galvanize us whenever you want?!' And I will always reply the same thing to em', ' Fuc$ off!'

I WAS so out of control mentally where the Pilot-in-command of the aircraft in my brain turns on the AutoPilot for...hours for the last 3 years of my life! My life just goes on to exist, but I ain't living! It wears me out & suffocates me, till I'm teetering on the edge of insanity!

I was sooner DEATH than CHANGED!

But all the Bump on the road that I have roamed on is about change into a smooth flat friction compensated highway road to Happiness!
I had an EPIPHANY. , in the form of books & movies that I am unable to Credit enough for aiding me through hard times of my miserable life cycle! It was able to successfully provide long term analgesic effect to all the pain felt & tasted.

Straight to the point, I want nothing more than happiness, is that hard to contemplate?

- Watch the premiere of Rihanna's new music video & song, ' What's My Name' Ft. Drake. Legit!

So the SPM examination 2010 is so close that I can feel its breath exhaled behind the hair on my neck... the scary yet exciting sensation threatening to flood through my body and overwhelm then devour me completely...

The first thing I will do after this horrid exam is over is simple....
' I WANT TO BE FREE, LAZY, & ANSWERABLE TO NO ONE. '

I am so exasperated at EVERYONE'S repeated demands of wanting you to be more out of you,....like What do u want from me & leave me alone!..
But I guess these things, motivations & willingly pushing u to the edge is what gets u on your almost elusive yet possible path to SUCCESS! Your own success! My Goal.. (BONA FIDE!)
Stretching u to your full potential like a elastic SUPER Quality Rubber Band...

I do really see this from a positive angle & as a source of positive reinforcement to my tender high tensile strength Soul to be the best & EXCEL THE EXAM! Muahhaaaahaaaahaaa!!!!

My advice, 'Don't throw in the towel - the odds are not insurmountable and others have done it successfully'.

Cause sometimes we feel that hope is lost but we HAVE to tell ourselves to move on, then we'll find it...

I will say this though, UNDERDOGS WILL ALWAYS BE THE WINNER IN THE END..

Let's see what I did & changed these past few weeks...
- I mada a Facebook Account. (loser)
- read 2 great Awesome books so far(slow reader but hey, at least something)
- Struggle bearly through exam.. (sucks but stop complaining)
- See many WEIRD people.. (Don't know what to do about them)
- Led a boring & exciting life at the same time(duh to everyone).
- Lastly, just upgraded my blog to the NEXT LEVEL! (yipee?!)

(Boring2)

There are so many things I want in Life, but to no avail so far... I wish for so many things but felt the idea is..far fetched but not entirely impossible..
we'll see how it goes...
~Had a great time Facebooking..
~Felt confused & frustration ALL THE TIME.
~LIE to myself & people around 24/7...

Really sucks to be me this time round... but indeed grateful for EVERYTHING thug!

I feel that- A life long Image that you have created & maintained all this years could ultimately be Demolished by a single humiliating, disgraceful mistake made in Public!
- Its a shame.

A shame that we are Rebuked by these Unworthy people for just 1 mistake made by the unconscious mind, the ONLY time when we even consider to allow ourselves to let go even for a single second...
Just like that, everything that you had worked hard for the past 17 years...RUINED!
~ Washed down the drain...

Its Tiring day-to-day work to be wary, poise & presentable to people. Not that anyone cares BUT FOR THE SAKE OF ONE'S SANITY!

- Wow, someone has Issues... Indeed I have!

A Tirade of My speech... sort of.

I don't know how to react to these complicated situations..? I mean its very confusing & remains anonymity...
I'm talkin gabout how to be in a very different situation like let's say, when you are in a new area or when meeting with new people...

Feeling uncomfortable & insecure...

Do you go all out or show just a little side of you?

Maybe it will be clear next time around..


-I am just saying... hehe

I would rate the song 8.5/10! I mean nice song, poetic lyric, great visual art direction of video, it's almost too good!
But I especially liked the lyric because the words were expressed in a very almost.... 'A love story once a upon a time fairytale sort of way...' You know,.... cute, disgusting love!
Quote some of the lines in the lyric,
'Anyway I think I met him sometime before
In a different life or where I record
I mean he was Adam, I think I was Eve
But my vision ends with the apple on the tree'

'Hot damn make me scream like summer jam
I mean that nigga must be from the motherland'

Already nominated for 'Best New Artist' in the VMA '10 and due to do an Opening Act for the awards next week, Nicki Minaj, I think is someone to look out for in the music industry now Because she has the most Unique Voice with the pure talent to produce poetic lyricism...
Plus she's HOT! (Look out Gaga!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFyrrhKj1Q&ob=av2n, check it out!

I am going through a 'Phase' right now where I'm Really angst because I don't have a Fixed Decision on what I want to BECOME when I grow up, or to put in suitable words, when I Grow Older!

I may sound like ' Its a normal thing that everybody has to go through in life' but you really don't have the slightest idea till you are in THE SITUATION yourself!
And I am in a very Difficult situation right now...

I have 3 options right now, all of which I am passionate about but with varying degree of Passion and Happy ever after result... I know I can't have it all, but that's what makes me anxious and agitated...
Here there are
- Doctor, but would I be truly happy?
- Businessman, I am in science stream right now, do I have the time to study from the outset?
- Journalism or Writer..., Am I willing to waste my parent's 50000(dollar) money worth of college investment to become a struggling writer just cause I love doing it even though it's not productive and against my parents Hopes & Dreams!? (I don't know)...,

New era, sophisticated with highest level of complexity, Young people now I find are super smart and cunning. But trust me, they are my 'least problem' right now.... All I'm saying is,
I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY (with my life choices)!

Screw all of you! Huhuhu....
Give me a damn sign already! Cause it's killing me, my achy breaky heart...

I was staring at the vast emptiness of the panoramic view in front of my house one evening and suddenly a voice whisper in my ear saying, 'Do something crazy! You know, while you are still alive and kicking..... Don't take life too seriously, be unpredictable and enigmatic!'

Since I was a kid, I always go by the book and never for once I did something....RANDOM.

That's when the taught of being a Vlogger hit me in the head.... It's very Exhilarating and Boisterous!
Vlogger people are never boring and are very Artistic in their own unique way, they are never afraid of Voicing out their Opinion eloquently.... Take Shane Dawson for instance, Even though he is known for being highly XXX explicit with his Gay Hair, I find his videos......Entertaining!!

Maybe i will invest my energy and time Vlogging in Youtube someday....

Enough is enough you know! No more lies and false appearance.
But If we are completely honest to people, there are many downsides to it.

I will do something about it, like now!

So just to keep you Up to Speed with what's going on with my Extravagant Life, I just turn 17 and I couldn't help but feel remorse and depressed about me turning old every second. As soon as the clock strikes 12 at midnight, I felt this huge wave of angst that treated to overwhelm, empower and undermine me!
What I'm trying say is that I feel Unduly OLD! Like my Grandpa.

And the next thing you know, I be wearing office type Dolce Gabbana suits, sauntering around the office, ogling at some hot young office chicks, spectacle wearing, buttoned top, ..... wooah, too far, too imaginative.

I guess I just have to embrace it and accept the fact that Life Goes On , without your consent!

- I'm having an appointment with my plastic surgeon next week to give me a F ing Face-Lift! Hehe.

First time I listened to this song, I was like 'Oh, another lovey dovey song...' But then, gradually I enjoyed the song just because it was...'Catchy'..?!

This song goes well for 'those girls' who are madly in love, totally head over heels on their 'soulmate', infatuated till they can't rationalize or who just wants to reminisce on their past 'Sweet & Sticky' love relationship...

Who am I to know about this? I have no idea what I just typed above... I'm just a clueless guy...

~ Listened to Katy Perry's new song, 'Teenage Dream'. 9/10!

I know that I can't speak for everybody about one's pain and adversities, because everyone single one of us experience varying degree of it(pain), but I really do feel for them, especially those whose life ends at an unexpected time or whose LOVE ONES are snatched away from them for....Eternity.. Doleful but powerless about it, tears cascading down and emotional outbreak is what the aftermath are....

Reading books & article about 'DEAD' is devastating and depressing.... Gaza is living in Great Fear everyday, US troops die trying to do justice in an untamed war in Iraq... How do you expect me to react to these confusing situation knowing that we can do Absolutely nothing about it??

Ever since I was young, my childhood birthday wish till the last one was that I wished for 'World Peace'.... but when my hopes and wishes left unanswered, resonating in the empty air...I stop having Birthday Parties...

All I want to say is, Today's a Gift, Tomorrow's a Mystery... We can never tell or expect what happens tomorrow, insidious deathly disease all over, the revenge of the alliance between North Korea & the Islamic Extremist,.. or DejaVu Meteors strike on earth killing all life on planet...
The earth is not stable right now and it's up to the 'Young Generations' to make it right!

I know that my blog sounds DARK, Sombre, very adult & trying to sound sarcastic, but you know everything that I articulate really reflects my personality, my outlooks and conviction about something worth to be written and to be listened.

This couple of weeks, I was feeling pretty down because... well, how do I say this, 'Because I feel that I'm different from others'.... A person in an uncongenial group, a clown in an EMO clique, a man in a woman's world of designer bag and plastic body..

I was fine with this all along till you know, NEW OPINION came along which logically made NEW CONCLUSION... It instantly changed my mind, thus feelings and now I'm Confused!
I even tried to be kind to 'People' but obviously that did not work out well,... People will eventually and definitely try to put you down...

But just then, I reeled myself in a state of thinking deep, recover and just like that, 'BAAM', I'm back BaBY! Hahaha! Back with more spunk and attitude! Watch it, HOTNESS!! haha...

I can't change me but I can try to improve ME!

Sometimes you need to be lost in order to be Found.

I think I ought to be bestowed the accolade for the 'Most Patience Guy in The Universe'! This week, not even the end of it and I have met quite the number of annoying ass people in the area... Why do I have to met them? Do humans have magnetism embodied in them that certain people are attracted to each other non-sexually????

Because I mastered how to maintain my composure so well and that God is assisting me all the time, I just ignore and move on. Not worth wasting or complaining about it cause the world is full of bullshit & wonders anyways! Better Delight in wonderful things in life and try not to step on SHIT! That's my advice!

But you know what, I DO feel really good inside when I don't react to these exasperating situation and it just to show that you know, they suck! People tend to avoid them...
But the thing is, when people do face ANNOYING people, Most of them don't tell them that they are REAL Pain in the ass! Unless if its too serious and damn annoying! Be honest to ultimately decrease Assho#4 in the world!

I know there's this person who is just born to be Annoying! I know right, its kind of depressing..!

Funny cause just earlier today, I read an article that said, Applying Good Manners will make you Popular because people are attracted to positive energy!

So, Don't be annoying and treat others the way you want to be treated as... You don't want to eat shit do you?? Then don't shit on people!
-Sorry for the language, I am just too frustrated to blog nice words...

I have so much to articulate and exude 'Everyday Emotion' but couldn't figure out how... Its not that I can't but its more like, 'Can I get away with what I blog about?'

As if right now, I am indulging myself in my studies and I have a few months to test my brain knowledge on PAPERS... then off to college and much anticipated of all, Working Productive Life!

Just recently I had a Deep Meaningful conversation with my cousin and it meant a lot to me because I get to get something off my sexy men chest! I did not know that something Traumatic happened to her and Thank G that I get to talk to her in time...

And through reading books, I learned so much about......something...
I learned to relax myself when I couldn't think straight, rationalize.. that to me is mastering the essential skill of to having a happy life! Just today I almost wanted to burst out anger emotion and frustration that, 'Can''t the teachers see that some students are working hard to impress them and essentially themselves!' I was rushing time and getting things done at the same time absorbing NEW Knowledge in class!

And so much more happened but if only time was on my side.
I am supposed to finish an important project right now which is due tomorrow and here I am, ass locked tight to the chair in front of my Techno Computer Blogging about my....Wonderful Amazing Intriguing, Precious, but just the beginning life...

I seem unable to sensed that time has stretched out so far till you can't catch up with it anymore,... Time functions clandestinely...

I'm only 17 and most people my age are afraid of growing up just cause you don't know what's in store for you in the adult world, The Future, or that we are just doing fine and comfortable where we are now and don't want to experience Drastic Changes that are appalling!
While some of us are nervous and scare, other are just so eager and excited to move on the next chapter in our lives... And I am in the latter category!

I can't wait, or more like, I Want to go on and be totally in control of my life and to live life with integrity! I feel like I have learned (and still learning) important life lessons through inspiring self-help books and definitely through my own life adversities..

But the thought of 'Happiness is Overrated' still lingers in my mind...

Living is just merely breathing, Living Life to the Fullest is when your soul can Die Peacefully and Satisfied! - Mr. Dude

Wow, ok, where do I begin,
So we were competing for the accolade for the Form 5 Aerobics Competition during sports day (Yesterday) and my friend and I, Jay were the 'Coach' or Leaders for this thing and we competed and WON 1st PLACE under the rain baby!

It definitely wasn't easy in the process, (who says it was?)
1st it was the 'COMMITMENT' to come to practice all the time, unfortunately in every competition or project work that requires teamwork, there were 'Loafers' that are selfish, stubborn, and annoying. That's all I have to say about them.

We have been preparing for this competition for more than 2 month already, Meaning that ALL STEPS were put together but only managed to put into action for 3 weeks during the holiday. Yeah, so tiring but wonderful stress! I have been working so hard, researching the internet to find 'best interesting steps' and burning the PERFECT SONG! We have been brainstorming what steps that we should incorporate for months...

And to have someone from the other class saying that we 'Copied' their steps is just immature and unprofessional of them...I did not respond or try to explain to them because it was a waste of time and i felt that I didn't have to. My friend came up with that step FROM THE GET GO when we were discussing 3 months ago.
But I think that we and them have similar idea and so it wasn't an unprofessional copycat gesture. What can I say, Great Minds Think Alike.

There were the costume issue, timing and synchronization. For what its worth, I was in elation and satisfied with the result and now that its all done, I can focus on other matters, like studies.... and studies again.
Great work guys!

Actually, there is something that I wanted to blog about, about the newest and probably greatest life-changing technology ever created, the IPAD and its effect on the world! But I decided to blog that Shit later...

I wanted to talk about social life...now! (Ha... blogging is like self relieving therapy).
To me, i really don't give a damn what people think because seriously, at the end of the day, self opinion is what matters that determines the way you feel about...stuff AND in high school even though i deal with impossible jackass individuals everyday, i maintain my composure and deal with the shit. It may seem nothing when put in words but actually real hard in real life, because i can't stand them and there are several times i wanted to tell them LIKE IT IS but decided rather not because revenge and hatred is just a waste of time and energy...

I put on a mask of disguise when in school just cause, its fun!

And for the matter of LOVE, that will be later on, not now... I just don't know what to say about the L word? .... I just don't understand the opposite sex...

But anyway, Socially active is decadence, at least to me i guess, as long as you are able to pull yourself together when you let yourself loose because that's extremely important,
The most DEPRESSING thing is when you lost yourself amidst a terrible situation cause you will never be the same again...but the better you!

I wish i could be completely honest here blogging and in school but its complicated, but i vowed to be 100% honest next year when i am free from the metal chains of immature teen life..I'm not saying i am immature, just the people engulfing me.
Promise.

-Currently listen to 'Gravity' by Pixie Lott, 8 out of 10.

I have been thinking about it a lot and I am very excited at the prospect of becoming the person that i really aspire to be, to be a successful businessman! I know it sounds cliche just talking about, bragging about some dream of mine but I just feel really good inside, a giddy feeling equivalent to passion for something that you believe in!

To me, the most difficult transition of life that everybody has to go through is high school and honestly, I am just so eager to get out of high school to work in a MATURE state of environment! High school isn't over and here i am talking about how awfully dreadful to live the life of teenager!

Everyone is so immature! I may sound a little hypocritical because everyone in school view me as an immature gay bastard dick head, not to mention over ambitious manipulative annoying ass, but that is just merely an appearance on the outside.... Which means all of it is just an act, a show for fun i guess...

I really look up to eminent people who in the beginning goes through quite an ordeal and life's adversity and then eventually end up being successful individuals who becomes an inspiration to others!
I just can't wait!

After this Post, I will blog about something fun and not so serious...

Very funny quote, get this

' I just wanted to give a bitchy welcome to any first time readers, I am also a greedy publicity hound and attention seeking whore so I hope you follow my blog to help me become a really famous celebrity and not someone's bitch!'

Cool huh?! Got that from a real bitch's blog that I'm currently following...hehe.

The much anticipated music video by the Multi-talented Pop Eccentric Outlandish Songstress herself, Lady Gaga is coming soon to shock you of your average system! Brace yourself because we never know what to expect from this Outrageous Diva, you know, almost bare chested lesbian scene, eating a healthy fibre crackers of some sort from the previous music video! I'm not saying I'm against it or anything but wow! I think it will be a sexy steamy music video just because the song is about love and lust and touching each other! But anyway we never know till its out there...

Watch for it on the 7th June.

Watched it, Seen it, here's what I think...
To me, it was a mediocre movie performance, I did not burst out laughing, which is a bad thing if it concerns a comedy,action fast paced, dramatic with OMGs moment expected out of a movie starring 2 gorgeous multitalented yet relevant movie stars, Jen Aniston and Gerard Butt-Ler, though there was still moments of witty humour that I appreciated but did not triumphed about...

What was amazing though was that Jen Anistor was not boring and had maintain this incredible smoking, sexy glass figured sculpture that supposed to be a 20 something's year old body. And to have a great movie, the Chemistry between the actors must be greater than great and in this movie There is an obvious chemical electrostatic force between the 2 that you just succumb to the story line that those 2 had a thing together, great acting performance.

The only bad thing is that the supposedly Bad Antagonistic characters in this movie was a huge flop out! They were an embarrassment to the villian community. There should be MORE out of the bad boys in this movie.

Overall, I would rate it 6 out of 10. It was...OK. Trust me on this because I know better! Hehe...

So Exam hit starts tomorrow and already the choking smell of stress is floating in the air, but Inhale I did not!

I just endeavour to perform this exam and pray that I will because it all comes down to whether I am ready for the Big Battle taking place 5 months from now, and School Exams is just warm up and training.
Hopes up for team LZD!

Its time to announce the result,......and the result is, we finished at 2nd place at the State-Level Entrepreneur Competition 2010!

After the Entrepreneur Competition is finally over, i felt a huge burden, a colossal weight have just been lifted OFF my shoulder! I sited to myself, ' Thank God i got it over with coz honestly i'm wear out!' Its like going through chemotherapy, again and again, eventhough you're in so much pain and suffering and fatigue with the whole process of self revitalize but you know you must go on because its the only way to live... You know what i'm saying?!

Again i am ambivalent of the result, my 2 comments, one is that i am crushed internally of not winning coz i really think we were too worthy winners/adversaries! (This is not from a vanity perception.)

Two, i totally understand why we lost, because this competition, or any competition that involves a group of people, an entourage, should have teamwork and cooperation from the get-go , where each member puts down their input of improvement and great ideas in the boardroom, brainstorming and Actually PRACTICALLY WORKING, a logistic company is what we lacked that marks us as merely 2nd place. I felt 95% of the work is done by me...What i want to say is, my team members are too FU*king lazy!

I will say this though, I have gained something so valuable from this whole experience that left me with unfathomble power to do whatever i want in this world! I am very disappointed with my team members attitude and i feel sorry for them. All of us need to move forward and let us not dwell on our disturbing past.
Nothing can stop me now!

I have been anticipating and avoiding the PUM or the 'Entrepreneurship Competition' which is happening this Sunday all year long since last year! To be perfectly honest, i am ambivalent about it but i try to see it as an opportunity for success in my future life. I honestly don't know how its going to end up but i tell myself, 'HOPE' is what i really need right now.....and a whole bunch of support system!

When i think about the journey of PUM, it has been one heck of a ride, definitely rough times, all those long hours of work, short hours of rest, insurmountable and almost impossible projects needed to carry out but eventually was a success. What i did was, commitment, conviction, strength, endurance, hard work and creative! I pushed myself beyond the limits of my limits.

The great thing that i could obtain from this experience is that i learned and mastered incredible skills! Like what to do and what not to do next time.
I just hope and do the best i can. Are you with me on this? I know i am.

I don't know if i can get through the day-to-day piles of insurmountable homework, school projects and other work and not to mention all the crap that i need to put up with! Damn the imbeciles and the new education system!
(Wait, hold up, someone advised me once don't play the Blame Game! Just because you are in a difficult situation where there is no exit door, don't be quick to blame someone for your irresponsiblity or your failure in getting your life back in order. )

Ok, so its partly my fault... i will try to change the way i roll so that i won't be stressed out about...everything.

So I have lots of 'unfinished business' i need to do, (if you know what i mean...)...hehe. Don't worry, it won't affect my blogging time...

* Crack myself up watching funny videos just now, Craig Ferguson is so funny! Watch him on Youtube!

I always tell myself, "Hang in there buddy, we're almost there" just to give a pat in the back so that i will not stressed out because it is extremely important that i stay calm always, 24/7. There are a lot of things to do in a ridiculous amount of time, its ludicrous, and its an outrage for the students to stay back in school till what, a freaking 4 to 5 p.m or 5.30pm! I'm going to lose my mind!

One word guys, and that is 'Persevere'. Never give up, because you got to finish what you begin! We need to see the ending of the story.

(Jokes)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money but finds a couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

The husband said :"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck! If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you!"

To which his wife responds : "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!"

Haha! Gotcha!

It's been like what, 1 month since i last blogged about B.S,... So why now?... Because i just feel like it...


So V-day is tomorrow, that one day where love is omnipresent and chocolate selling companies make millions of dollars, cupids rule the entire planet by brainwashing your brain with a single killer-shot arrow into your heart so that you no longer think clearly, the rate of virgins in the world drastically decreases, and ultimately when love gets creative...(Yeah baby!)
So what do i have to say 'bout this...
'Happy Valentine's Day to all the hot girls around the world! If you(hot girl) want to get together sometime, here's my num, mailto:72@$@$.... No, kidding, but seriously, do whatever you want as long as it does not bother me or others as well... Don't really have any love advice here,(if you saw my profile, not exactly a 'Love Guru' if thats what yout're looking for?!)
But i can say this though,


A woman is like a pack of cards ... ...

You need a heart to love her ...

A diamond to marry her ...

A club to smash her head in ...

And a spade to bury the bitch. Hehe.



Oh yeah, reminder: do use 'Protection' and try no to get impregnated or else innocent babies will die because of your horniness..
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